i believe in nargles
tra-la-la, fiddle-dee-dee hi. i'm emily.
HUFFLECLAW
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porcupine(s) laughing


this is exactly the kind of stuff that you should brush off as irrelevant.

hi. i’m emily. i like lower case letters, stairs, graham crackers, frogs, dogs, cats ((can’t hug every catcan’t hug any cat)), horses, sheep, cows, lyrebirds, chameleons, elephants, aardvarks, giraffes, porcupines, badgers, jellyfish, crab-eating macaques from thailand, documentaries, basements, paperclips, procrastinating (fun, fun, fun!), red pens, vincent price, tim burton, being a hobbit, cheese-cake, poutine, bookstores, hugo cabret, welsh accents, bubble-wrap, wooden walls, dinosaurs, zombie apocalypse movies, science fiction, fantasy, books, nerdfighteria, jeopardy, arthur, suits ((tv show)) criminal minds, the mentalist, star trek ((i love star wars too)),   doctor who, i love lucy, everything on food network, autumn, orange, pies, hazelnuts, chocolate, hazelnut with chocolate, blueberry turnovers, blueberry muffins, blueberries, blueberry pies ((i’ll bake you pies)), pumpkin costumes, hallmark, second-hand bookstores, dictionary.com, rudolph the red-nosed reindeer, encyclopedias, german fairytales, well-plotted nightmares, cranberry juice, iceland, oxford.nova scotia, smiles, fluffayyy sweaters, goldfish crackers, corn-dogs, pastries, pillows, water, forks, chopsticks ((come on…it’s so versatile!)) family, friends, lysol, crunchy leaves, lakes, antartica, harry potter, severus snape ((me gusta beaucoup)), groovy/brilliant/awesome people, double parenthesis, drawing birds, batman ((both comics and movies)), sleep, maps, wallpaper, light-up globes, YAY’s, advent calenders, socks, etc.

i don’t like the colour turquoise ((it’s green pretending to be blue)), caterpillars, millipedes, centipedes, the beach, sand, pens that run out of ink fast, slow internets/computers, d.w and muffy, when people ask me what my favourite song is ((because i don’t have one)), slap jack, crayons, tropical places, spring rolls, corny christmas cards, bananas, diet coke ((siriusly, what’s the point?)), bad stuff happening to good people, the fact that people die from hunger, guilt, people who advocate for things but never does anything about them, stupid politicians, notsome people ((the opposite of awesome)), allergies, asparagus, people eating my advent calender chocolates on the wrong days, printer paper jams, fruit cake,  hot-topic and their discriminatory behavior towards hufflepuffs, potato chip bag manufacturers,  plastic flowers, sports ((all of them)), goats, itchy sweaters, running with boots, running in general, frustrating online flash games, thumbtacks,  etc.